I'm even better tonight than I was last night.

I tell you what, if I ever have a hand hold up, I might be the best poker player in the universe. I had my big pocket pairs cracked so many times this week that I'm thinking about folding them preflop. I've had sets and straights whacked by miniscule-out-silliness over and over. Here's a lovely sample.

beware the feral cow packs. they hunger.
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $14.99
CO: $13.87 (Hero)
Button: $6.15
SB: $9.40
BB: $18.50

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with (6 players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 2 folds, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.65) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.30, BB calls $0.30
Hey flopped straight with a flush (and straight flush) redraw. That's a good hand.

Turn: ($1.25) (2 players)
Don't like the club 6, now anybody with a 7 has taken the lead. Still, what's the chance he has a seven?

BB checks, Hero bets $0.60, BB raises to $1.20,
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Hero calls $0.60
Well, I've got a redraw, plus he might be raising a set or silly two-pair. I'll be calling a river brick, and shoving a flush.

River: ($3.65) (2 players)
BB bets $2.10, Hero calls $2.10

Hero mucked
BB showed , and won ($7.33) with a straight, Seven high
BB won $7.33
(Rake: $0.52)
Sweet call on flop there, buddy, dead to 2 outs. I wonder how much you pay me off if the 6 of hearts gives you your straight, you son-of-a-so-and-so.